Because Dewey was named after Melvin Dewey, creator of the Dewey Decimal System used in libraries around the world, I thought it appropriate to chronicle her life using the Dewey Decimal System.
100 - Philosophy & psychology - When Dewey first came to us she was very leery, with a look in her eye of "Who are you?" As we got to know her, we determined her philosophy in life is "Have fun and attack everything." And she does. Nothing is safe. And if it moves it's even more fun! Things like strings, blankets, knitting or cross stitch, tails, or eyelids are fun to attack!
200 - Religion - I think she subscribes to the religion of fun. She certainly does not fold her paws at prayers. That makes me think she does not believe in a supreme being. But then she wants to be near us in our morning scripture reading, so I have to wonder if she does believe in God.
300 - Social sciences - Dewey is neither Republican or Democrat, but leans to the demon-cat party.
400 - Language - She has a very petite and cute meow and is not very vocal unless she is stuck somewhere. And she is quickly learning English. things like her name and "treats" are beginning to make sense to her. the words she hears most are: "No" and "Ouch". But she is a very smart cat. She now knows three languages: human, dog and cat. The other cats let her know, often, who the boss is and who is the newbie on the bed. I also have a feeling she is learning German swear words.
500 - Science - Dewey defies physics. She can jump and land 180 degrees from where she took off. And my fingers can attest to the fact she can jump at least three times her body length! She is all 590 (zoology) when it comes to her natural hunting instincts. I pity the first creature that moves a little too slow for her taste.
600 - Technology - She is also getting acquainted with the 610s: medicine. We are going through a lot of Neosporin and band-aids right now. She is also very acquainted with 630s (agriculture) since she was raised with ducks, chickens, rabbits, dogs, and brothers. Her 640s (home and family management) is evident in that she likes to scatter her kitty litter all over the bathroom.
700 - Arts & recreation - Dewey likes TV! She loves to watch animals on TV but usually runs off when a political ad comes on. I told you she was a smart cat! I'm hoping she cheers for the red teams.
800 - Literature - This category worries me a little. Dewey does not like to read. In fact, she is just the opposite. She removes bookmarks from books and jumps on us when we try to read. Apparently she is an anti-reader.
900 - History & geography - Dewey comes from a land far away (Orem) and was born April 8, 2012 with three brothers. Not sure who her father was.
000 - Computer Science, information & general works - This is where I put everything else I know about Dewey that does not fit in the other categories. Kind of like her personal scrapbook!
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